OTTO CONTROLE
Welcome to Democracy Lite!
The internet is broken. So is democracy. Otto Controle is here to complain about both. Mostly, this is political satire—scammy politicians, broken systems, and the daily farce we call governance. But once in a while, it’s just the stuff that bugs me: tech support scams, toaster ovens with Wi-Fi, and whatever fresh hell AI cooked up overnight. Written by a cranky old guy with a decent vocabulary and no patience for nonsense, Democracy Lite is your semi-reliable guide to surviving modern life with humor, perspective, and the occasional flamethrower fantasy.